we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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