Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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