Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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