so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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