hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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