You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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