Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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