there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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