Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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