its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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