He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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