i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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