So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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