from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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