when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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