i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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