We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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