Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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