...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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