i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
