Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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