We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
I'm really busy with my period
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