Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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