she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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