butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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