Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What happened?
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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