Do you still have your period?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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