Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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