I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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