Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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