yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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