how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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