Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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