Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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