She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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