why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
