So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I need water and some morals
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