I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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