Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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