Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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