check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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