I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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