I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So many bounce houses so little time
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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