ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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