Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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