My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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