My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
