If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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