I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize