i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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