We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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