found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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