everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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