Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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