Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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