So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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