Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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