So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just google imaged poop.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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