SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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